Tag: funny
group name: notestoself
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December 10, 2008 06:50 PM EST --
I'll bet we all have them and I have plenty.
This first one I was about 2 or 3 and according to my older sister I had wet myself and decided to clean up in the chickens water. My father took this . . .
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September 18, 2007 12:51 PM EDT --
Received this in an e-mail had to share it with all.
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything . . .
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December 04, 2008 01:22 AM EST --
Just wanted to clarify that copying and pasting a questionnaire and then putting your own answers to the questions wasn't a hangin' offense... Much obliged...
So... Here goes... A questionnaire . . .
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November 07, 2007 04:48 PM EST --
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother had found . . .
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September 18, 2007 09:58 PM EDT --
Unscheduled Outage
It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician waits . . .
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March 27, 2008 08:30 AM EDT --
Apparently, photographs to chronicle and commemorate one's surgical procedures are standard fare these days. Oh yes, printed on a glossy sheet of photo paper, my ovaries and abdominal cavity . . .
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November 28, 2007 11:19 PM EST --
(The "funny headlines" are in BOLD. My "comebacks" are in italics beneath each one...)
Plot to Kill Officer had Vicious Side
(oh, sure... dwell on the negative…) . . .
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . .
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October 22, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
Here's a funny video for all you cat people: Wake up call
You'll never sleep with your eyes closed again.
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December 18, 2008 11:56 PM EST --
(Changed the name; content is the same)
A good week for animal stories :
1. From T he Week Magazine
An English piglet that was scared of mud has gotten over her fears, after being equipped . . .
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February 04, 2008 09:40 PM EST --
Five old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled >out saying, . . .
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October 15, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
"In the past 2500 years mankind has changed their position on feline divinity. Cats haven't."
Last week I stumbled onto a website called CatAge.com that has a twenty-page questionnaire . . .
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October 15, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
"... if your wife wants to clone your mother-in-law ..."
One of the newest members of Sausalito's business mosaic is Genetic Savings and Clone, dedicated . . .
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May 26, 2008 05:17 PM EDT --
This Monday the Humor Gang slowed down a little probably because it's
Memorial Day and a holiday — and possibly because I didn't remind them. We are . . .
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October 19, 2008 11:45 PM EDT --
Don’t take life too seriously , or so they say. What if you got to Heaven and found yourself in a comedy competition with ten other candidates? The rules: the humor has to be true; losers . . .
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October 28, 2008 01:55 PM EDT --
(I published this column in 2006. This year there’s another pumpkin shortage in certain areas and I thought this might be appropriate reading this week.)
Good grief, Charlie Brown, there’s . . .
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January 20, 2008 10:18 AM EST --
A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car, and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard . . .
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October 12, 2007 09:59 PM EDT --
Had he only known...
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September 17, 2007 10:28 AM EDT --
"Next to me was a 300-pound lady orangutan in a tutu."
Like everything else in our technology-driven society, magic has become depersonalized, if not commonplace. My iPod, which is the . . .
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September 24, 2007 09:16 AM EDT --
Just because the boxes are unpacked doesn't mean you have to sell the car.
My move is over, technically speaking: the cardboard boxes are flat-folded at the recycle place; this . . .
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